Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I eat my earwax.Started as a filthy childhood habit, but has got to the stage where I don't realise i'm doing it until my finger's in my mouth.
Or sometimes as soon as the finger comes out the ear, so I'm stuck in a public place with a finger encrusted with ear-candy thinking "Now what?"
The answer, of course, being simple.
I kinda feel dirty now...
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 19:01,
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