Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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School, Work and Worse...Like echomikeromeo I have a healthy interest in BDSM but that's not my guilty secret. And it's not wrong either. So bollocks to anyone who thinks it is.
The sausage machine that was my school had an annual cross country run which was compulsory for everybody. Unless you had a medical exemption. It was kept secret from us in the first year and having done it once I was damn buggered if I was going to do it again. Ever.
One year I was actually in good health and it looked like I was going to have to do the bloody thing. Walking back to school after the lunchbreak I saw some broken glass on some waste ground.
In a moment influenced by a public information film voiced by Gordon "Cowley" Jackson, Jamie glassed his thigh severely rather than do the cross country run. Got taken to hospital, given a tetanus jab and got patched up.
Actually, as secrets go it's not that guilty. I said I would never do the run again and I didn't.
Guilty secrets - I've got people sacked for downloading porn and for being a general cunt. Nah, they're not guilty stuff either - they were deserved.
I'm just trying to prevaricate before admitting that I've cracked out several over pictures of Bonnie Langford.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 21:01, Reply)
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