Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Fingery goodnessA few years ago now, whilst I was still with my first girlfriend, I managed to give her some finger lovin' on the backseat of the car we were in at the time. The way she was writhing around on the seat seemed to suggest that she rather liked it.
So why is this a guilty secret, I hear you ask?
Her mum was driving said car at the time. *blush*
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shadyron, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 21:30,
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