Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I have a fair few to tell1) ate a turd once thinking it was chocolate
2) reguarly do turds that won't flush, some of these have been in interesting places (i.e. Royal Southampton Yacht Club toilets)
3) wanked in a bush
4) wanked in a bunk bed at a mates house
5) wanked at my grandparents house (needed to relieve myself, balls were swelling)
6) Got my brother to shit on my next door neighbours door step
7) gave a younger boy concussion after he insulted me, he didn't deserve it to that extent (Sorry Thomas)
8) Convince stoned friends that elves are following them.
9) scared the shit out of my family by brandishing a knife around 'cause I hated them all at the time.
10) Try to get my girlfriend to tell me about her naughty escapades with herself
All of this for my own amusement, there have been some other things that stay better hidden from the public eye, not because they're embarasing, but because I'd raher forget them.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:35, Reply)
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