Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Working in a ski resortA long time ago, before I started uni, I spent a winter working in a ski resort in France. It was a mind numbing job, and I basically spent my mornings cleaning rooms and the afternoons skiing! However, we weren't allowed out skiing until all the rooms were cleaned, and we had to do a proper job as the manager inspected them.
One week we had a bunch of proper chavs in (I'm not sure the term chav had been invented then, but they clearly were) - and every day they left their room in a proper state - it took hours to clean, and seriously cut into our skiing time.
So at the end of the week we got some revenge - we pissed in all their shampoo bottles, and then proceeded to shove their tooth brushes (brush end first) up our arses. The best bit is that one of them had left a camera in the room, so we took some photos.
I'd love to have seen their faces, when they came back from boots, to realise they'd been brushing their teeth with brushes that had been up someone bum!
And I don't really feel guilty at all - they deserved it!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, Reply)
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