Bonus anyone?
Having come back from a perfect 6 months travelling around the world, I began work at one of the lowest levels of the food chain, that is at a well known pub chain whose prices are suprisingly cheap.

Friday nights were hell incarnate as wave after wave of thirsty rude and cheap ass punters would bend you over said bar and rape you solidly calling you all names under the sun just because you were serving all the pretty girls first. So being ingenious slackers we made up a game.

To make sure we could serve quickly, all our tills had quick keys for nearly all drinks we sold. These quick keys overlaid a normal qwerty keyboard. The better our stock was, the more bonus we got. The more money we made the rude bastards pay, the better we felt. And so the alphabet game was born.

At 9pm on a Friday the game was afoot. Starting at A and working your way through the alphabet you had to add drinks to peoples bills. A - J was pretty easy, as reef and stella was only about £1 / £2 a pop. It was when you got to W that things started to get a bit hairy with £7 bottles of wine.

And in the early morning, after all those thirsty, puking, violent, pikey, racist bastards staggered out of the door, we would lift a pint to them.

We did this every Friday, for 1 and a half years.
(Meganinja, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:20, Reply)