Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Not me, thankfully... but a friend of mine, we'll call him Bob .
Bob was comforting a friend of his who had caught his fiancé cheating on him, so they were getting drunk and talking things over.
Friend asked Bob what he would do in his situation. Without thinking about it, Bob said "I'd kill her".
The guy did.
Kill her.
With a hammer.
I'm pretty sure Bob feels bad about that one.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 18:30, Reply)
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