Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Petty mathsI hid my best friend's maths book when I was 9 "so he wouldn't get ahead of me".
What a shit I was.
I don't seem to have learned though as I'm moving out of my flat in a couple of months and I haven't told my flatmate. Still that will teach him to move a fucking whore in when I told him not to.
Actually, I think this one is reasonably justified.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:29, Reply)
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