Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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A limited secret, but a secret nonethelessOur local pub runs a quiz on Sunday nights, with a prizes for first and second place, and best team name.
To stand a chance of winning, the team name has to be topical, and funny.
We don't go every week, but the last three quizzes me and my team have attended my team has won the team name compo due to my 'Pithy wit and brilliant sense of humour' (according to the quizmaster)
Ahem.
The team names were lifted straight from the sickipedia front page.
1) Glasgow bomber dies in hospital. Doctors describe his condition as 'Satisfactory'
2) Mary had a little cow, she named the beastie Ralph. But now it's on the bonfire, because of foot and mouth.
3) The difference between Victoria Beckham and Princess Di. Victoria's bloke can take corners. (This was pronounced 'Good but harsh')
In my defence, the prize is a crap bottle of wine, but it's fine for cooking.
I just hope there's a good one up for this week. My thanks to the excellent jokesters of the sickipedia for helping me maintain my appearance of jocularity.
I have *much* bigger secrets than this, but thus they shall have to remain, as they're not just *my* secrets.
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moogthedog, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 21:07,
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