Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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E-mail is not secretIt really isn't.
Especially if you keep ringing my office phone, mobile phone and server room phone just to have a whinge about how your computer is slightly slower than normal and how important you are that I absolutely must drop everything I'm doing and come and hold your hand. (Quick tip for those playing along at home: If you job title has the word 'trainee' in it, please don't try to pull rank and boast about self-importance. It will either amuse or anger, and neither reaction will get you the outcome you seek.)
If you are being particularly odious, you may also find out that your Myspace isn't particularly secret either. You (and your online friends) may also be enlighted as to what you would look like with a CDC on your left cheek.
Welcome to anti-social networking.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 7:36, Reply)
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