Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Sister-in-lawsSister-in-law was staying at my house due to fight with hubby. I came in from work at about 2 am to find her on the couch apparently fast asleep. I went to get a drink before going to bed then just got some shorts out of the washing basket to sleep in. Went back through the lounge room only to see sis-in-law, nighty around neck masturbating furiously. I had an instant physical reaction to this sight and started wanking because I thought she didn't realise I was there. After a few minutes we made eye contact but neither of us stopped until the obvious conclusion.
The next morning I thought I was going to get strips torn off me by her sister (my missus)but she was her usual self.
Neither of us have ever mentioned the incident since and that was 23 years ago.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 8:31, Reply)
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