Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Firearms indiscretionBack in the late 70s most kids round my neck of the woods had airguns and weren't afraid to use them. Mine was a .22 pump action Daisy.
One day we were out with the guns walking along the railway track (as you do) and we devised another one of our fun pursuits. We would walk along the rail and whoever fell off first would be shot in the back with the Daisy with five pumps of air in it. There was a kid with us whose lack of popularity was matched only by his lack of balance. (Let's call him Phil ... for such was his name). The upshot was we got bored shooting him in the back with only five pumps and gradually increased it to upwards of 15.
He ended up bleeding like a fucking sheep and that was through like a vest, a tee shirt, a jersey and a jacket.
How we laughed !
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Ramsay Tupper, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:04,
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