Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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More gun stuffWhile I'm on the subject of guns. There was little to match the fun of watching horses or cows diving around fields in extreme (not to mention wholly unexpected and unexplained) pain, having been shot at reasonably close quarters by a gang of thugs with slug guns.
I also remember shooting a bull in the balls once from about 75 yards. I was congratulated on my marksmanship.
Although these memories aren't exactly secrets in that there were plenty witnesses, I have contrary to expectation, ended up a law abiding and responsible member of society. Accordingly I would be HORRIFIED to think of my lad doing similar. So when he asks me to tell him about when I was young it's definitely the watered down version he gets.
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Ramsay Tupper, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:21,
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