Vegetarians: Face facts. We're supposed to eat meat.
My best mate's ex wife was a raging vegetarian and hung around with similar pale-faced types who thought there was nothing better to do at BBQ's than discuss the plight of the tasty 4 legged bastards who are on this planet for one sole reason: Food.

One year we took pity on these poor unfortunates who were clearly deluded in their vegginess and secretly wrung out some particularly fatty (but tasty nevertheless) value burgers all over the veggie ones. After a few burgers were milked over the quorn offerings they were thoroughly coated in a greasy fatty layer.

We then sat within earshot wriggling our toes in glee as they sat around discussing how thoroughly tasty this particular brand of veggie burger was.

As I think Vegetarians are ridiculous I guess this isn't a particularly guilty secret but hey It gave me a chance to let people know my beliefs.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:24, Reply)