Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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We've all done it, haven't we ?When I was 14 or so, like I guess many amongst us I was naught but a raging bag of spunk and hormones and my mates mother was what we now term a MILF - at the time the commonly used vernacular was " a big fuckin' ride ".
These facts induced me to seek out my mate's spare house key from under the coalbox, gain illegal entry, access said MILF's undy drawer and relieve her of a couple of pairs of what at the time were fashionably large but none the less sexy pants.
I think possibly the risk taken in acquiring them added to the endless hours of fun I had with them in the weeks to come.
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Ramsay Tupper, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:55,
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