Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...That i turn into an absolute twunt.
Such as -
Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.
Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.
Shagging my best mates girlfriend
Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.
Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.
Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.
He actually kicked her out
They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33,
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