Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I was in the top maths set at schooland I wasn't as good as the rest of the folk there. Frankly, I was the worst of the bunch, but I didn't want to be.
However, this being 1994, the school had one calculator per two people, and this started my scheme to sabotage the work of the friend I sat with. All I did was press the '+' key when I'd finished your calculation, thus completely annihilating the calculation next tried on it. It wasn't long before I was no longer bottom of the class. If you're reading this, Chris, I'm sorry.
Apologies for lack of funnies. Although, seeing some of the crap other people have written as responses to the question this week, I'll just add that I shagged the teacher, the teacher's assistant and the technician in a massive spunk-filled orgy, until the teacher's breasts were covered in the blood from her ass, which I'd violated until it had exploded.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:07, Reply)
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