Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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pissI generally prefer to piss in peoples small sinks in the bathroom than go to all the fuss of lifting the lid and not splashing. I am evil.
I dont do any work .... when I am at work. I surf most of the day.
I have a huge porn collection buried deep on my mothers computer. Fortunately she barely able to send an email from it so I should be safe.
I am jealous of my brother.
I drink by myself sometimes.
I am 33 and still enjoy Playstation games.
I have been lurking for over 4 years. Never posted a picture under my name. Well I did once and it was shit.
I enjoy watching Judge Judy.
I am curious as to what happens to Ziggy and Chanelle now they are out of the BB house.
I quite fancy Lisa Tarbuck... I dont know why. I hate fat birds.
I hate facebook, myspace, and the others.... why cant people email/phone me rather leave fucking messages? And why do I have a bloody page in the first place?
I like curried lentils.
I generally dont like other people... I prefer cats.
Beautiful people and religious types make me nervous. I avoid their company.
Regularly imagine suicide rather than face anything I dont want to do.... (another pointless meeting... a crap project that needs sorting out).... just to make a point.
....aaaaaaaaaaagh! Better.
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