Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Help Lassie!Once I wrote on my white dog with a marker. I wrote "I need toilet paper." My mom was annoyed. I did not feel sorry for the dog, even though the message stayed a few days. I have also drawn a mustache on the dog and a monacle.
I will also use my laptop while on the crapper.
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:08, Reply)
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