Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Forgot to tell a mate that he's a wankerI have a friend who is quite a laugh most of the time but every other day he has a story about how he rang the bank and the call centre twat messed up everything, meaning having to stay on the phone for ages etc. Or having an argument over a carparking space. Or phoning up to order something and ending up spending, y'know, like TWENTY MINUTES just trying to get a pizza, or how the Comet delivery bloke was a complete arsehole and didn't know what he was doing. And I always meant to tell him "Mate, it's not them, it's you." Not funny or interesting I guess but this is the second time I've read about Rachelswipe making someone cry over the phone and, love, it's not them it's you. I guarantee it. But you seem like you're a laugh the rest of the time so no one tells you as they don't want to piss you off.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 0:07, Reply)
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