Rabbits
Another one, id pretty much forgotten about this.

A few years back was round a mates house having a few beers in the sun.

He was a bit of a nutter but good value none the less. He was always trying to get rich in stupid ways, his latest stupid way was breeding rabbits.

He had this massive set up in the garden of hutches, bitches all kept to one side and 2 male bunnies on the other side of the garden.

Anyway, many beers were consumed throughout the day and more & more people were turning up. Soon enough there were 20 odd people at his place off their tits on all sorts.

There was a bloke there that was slightly spacko and very very weird. I was out having a smoke and being smashed just flicked the butt into the garden thinking nothing of it. Weird guy was leaving as I was walking back into the house.

2 mins later the garden is up in flames. After 15 mins its under control but all rabbits are dead and everything is ruined (later found out the set up cost him nearly 800 quid) He is livid and at this point has an axe and is demanding to know who started the fire. Fingers were pointed at me as I was the only smoker.

I did the only thing I could to get out of the situation. I blamed spacko. Said I see him smoking by the rabbits before he left.

I believe he got a pasting a week or so later.

Im sorry John Thompson, I really am.

That’s the first time ive told anyone.
(Lanceuppercut, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 1:37, Reply)