Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Jeccy reminds me...I harbour a secret desire to punch Dan Corbett, and tell him to stop being such an utter twat. His ridiculous gesticulations and over-exaggerated enthusiasm REALLY grates with me. Far more annoying than that Derek bloke. It's a "secret" desire because for some bizzare reason, my flatmates like him.
"Hello, I'm a cunt."
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 9:38, Reply)
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