Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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BiologyA couple of years ago I defied excruciating back pain (due to a trapped nerve) to go to a free local radio station show in Brum with my then girlfriend. We went specifically to see... ahem, Girls Aloud.
The standing around on a cold evening amongst the kids and the fair ground wasn't the real shame, that lay in the fact that I was disappointed with the show, for three reasons -
1. They only played for half an hour
2. The choice of songs
3. Only four of them were there, the blonde one* was ill
I was 28 at the time.
*I actually know the real names of all of them *hangs head in shame* Anyway, I liked them when no-one else did, before they sold out and went all commercial (he lies).
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 10:06,
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