Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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theif..not so much of a guilty secret but he never worked it out.. there was a guy that i used to work with in my old job who was forever stealing pens from peoples desks, now we didnt think that it was intentional, he would come over ask something then go to write it down but had no pen.. so "borrowed" one from your desk and then dissappeard..
we all started to get quite tired of this so started celotaping all of his pens to the underside of his desk, everytime he got a pen from somewhere it ended up being stuck under his desk, we also started sticking other peices of stationary under this deski, this went on for 6 odd months before he left..
he never knew where they went and never really asked any questions.. was fun to see the look on his face when another one goes missing,
sounds quite sad now to be honest but was fun at the time..
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 12:04, Reply)
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