Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Dearest Brother,Do you remember the time (when you were 8 and I was 6) that I accidently bumped into you and you fell into a freezing cold boating lake? It was a couple of days after you'd had THAT embarassing operation. You screamed as the cold water hit the newly exposed tip of your little winky and Dad had to wade in and fish you out. I'm glad Nana was there to explain to Mum and Dad how it happened. It wouldnt have been fair for them to punish me for something I didnt mean, would it?
Several years have passed since then and the trauma of that day should be well and truly out of your system. The Psychiatrist has finally signed you off and your wife says you havent had nightmares about it for a long time.
I'm very proud of you and will always be here if you need me.
Your ever loving sister xxx
p.s. Even now, after all these years, I am often reduced to tears of laughter when thinking about it. Especially the bit when you went to hit me afterwards and got a right telling off . Afterall, it WAS only an accident - wasnt it??
p.p.s. I know the second paragraph isnt STRICTLY true, but you WERE traumatised for a while.
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