My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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I fell for this one when a kida friend bet me that I couldn't reach up around my head and hold my chin in my hand. AHA! I bet I can, and proceeded to do exactly that. Ta Dah!
MMMMMNNNNGGHHH!!!!! (He belmed at me), YOU LOOK LIKE A SPACKA!!!
Fell for it hook line and sinker.
Same friend- 'Have you ever had a sweaty twat round your neck?'
Me- eh? Of course not.
Him- ALIEN! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WERE BORN?
Same Friend- 'Have you seen the Red River?'
Me- No.
Him- Ah. Show me your forearm.
OK, The ELEPHANT goes down the Red River (he pounds my forearm with his fist repeatedly, from elbow down to wrist).
The SNAKE goes down the Red River(using his knuckles, slides down my forearm from elbow to wrist)
The EAGLE goes down the Red River (pinches viciously like 'talons' all the way from my elbow to my wrist)
The MONKEY goes down the Red River (scrabbles all fingernails in a scratchy tangle down from elbow to wrist)
AND THEY ALL RAN AWAY COS THE RIVER TURNED RED (pointing to my now blossoming, glowing forearm)
He was my best mate, by the way :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 19:59,
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