My most gullible momentSomeone once told me that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I went, "yeah yeah ha ha" but when they were gone that didn't stop me checking. What was YOUR most gullible moment? Zero points for buying an icon on b3ta.
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rob, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 18:33)
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I was about fourteenand the Jehovas Witnesses knocked on my door. The lying bastards said they were friends of my mum's, so I let them in.
Talk ensued about the state of the world and they seemed to be making sense (really, these people have lost their way - they should be selling timeshare.) They tried to sell me a book but I had no money, so they left me with a free copy.
I read it and took it to heart, and became thoroughly religious for about three days. Not to the point where I'd bother other people about it, but I felt like I'd discovered the meaning of life and that I suddenly understood the universe.
The down-side to becoming religious was accepting an omnipresent God who'd be watching me if I decided to have a wank. Three days of abstinence and I thought 'sod this for a lark' and went back to being agnostic/athiest.
And yes, I did make up for those three days.
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Horatio P Lemming, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:53,
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Ahthe righteous path of onanism.
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