In my 1st job
I was 17 and there were 4 of us who only worked Saturday mornings in a mail room. There were 3, 17 year olds and an old lady. The old lady used to say she was off to the toilet and then return a few minutes later stinking of booze. The stuff we convinced her of.

The company was checking to see if any chairs were damaged so they didn't over order on new ones. We told her the guy looking at the underneath of the chairs was an FBI Narc and he's been tipped off that she's got a stash under her chair. When he came to her chair she had a massive kick off about how she'd never do drugs and she wants her lawyer.

We convinced her that the company was actually a consipracy (for what we never thought of, we just said conspiracy) and she couldn't trust anybody else in the office. She'd always stop talking if someone else walked by and wouldn't talk to anybody. And then she'd wink at us when they were gone.

And finally, she went to the shop on her break and asked if we wanted anything. We asked for some diet water and told her that the shop owner's on comission for regular water so he'll try his best to sell her that, but to not take no for an answer. She was gone an hour and came back empty handed. She'd been barred from the shop.

Might have been a bit cruel, but it was hilarious to us kids.
(Visionaryofthe1980s www.myspace.com/visionariesofthe1980s, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:39, 1 reply)

lol
hilarious *clicks*
(Miggyman, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 8:40, closed)