perscription windscreen
not my most gullable moment...

my friends dad is old and has trouble with his eyesight as any old person can expect during the later years of life.
picture the scene phill (my friend) comes running into the kitchen, me in tow trying not to laugh, and annouces to his dad that he has just seen an advert that a certain windscreen company have just started offering perscription windscreens!
i didn't think this would go any further and his dad would tell us bollox!, but i was supprised. he literally jumped up from his seat in the kitchen throwing the paper down and says, "Brilliant! I won't have to wear them damm glasses when i'm driving!"
he then asked his son where he'd seen the advert and set off. At this point we both pissed ourselves laughing at the thought that he was actually going to go to a garage and ask for a perscription fucking windscreen!!!

after naturally telling everyone what had happened including his wife, my parents etc. we waited for him to come back.

he came back, he was not happy. we fucking pissed ourselves, apparently the guy at the garage told him he didn't have one but if he went to the other branch (9 miles away) they would have one, obviously they didn't and cue more laughter and one extremely red face!


pop! 1st post sorry about grammar and spelling :)
(uscmrisc Rules!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:34, 4 replies)

LOL Great story !
I might use that one myself !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:46, closed)

hmm
Didn't ol Billy Connolly do this one already?
(SirGoit, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:08, closed)

Not only did he
but someone else has already posted it further back.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:14, closed)

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totally true, my friend may of go the idea off of billy tho
(uscmrisc Rules!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:23, closed)