My mate Woody
You'd like him. He's the life and soul of any party, loves a beer and is also a qualified medical doctor. He's also extremely popular with the ladies, not just because of his profession. A fast talker, he's gotten himself out of many situations and into many boudoirs over the years.

Yes, yes, I know I should hate him. Which is why I'm going to write about his medical japery over the years (only joking Woody, but you've been a tad jammy, you bugger!).

As a young junior doctor at the mercy of some prank loving colleagues, he receives some paperwork for a patient known as "Legg, Arthur" who's apparently due a below the knee amputation. Could Woody head over to the other side of the hospital and collect the unfortunate chap. Except he doesn't.

No, he's too sharp for that.

Instead, he completes some paperwork and sends it back requesting that his patient; Kathy Terr is taken down to Urology. Unfortunately for them, his colleagues miss the obvious and make tits of themselves in front of the nursing staff.

Revenge was swift and devastating though. A senior colleague is attending to a patient behind a screen and nips out to ask Woody to assist.

"Can you go behind that screen and give the patient their suppository?"

An unpleasant task, but one for which every junior medic should be experienced with. Woody calmly pulls on the latex gloves and his most professional attitude as he walks behind the screen.

"Ah, good morning madam, I'm here to...."

All of a sudden he stops in his tracks. Unable to continue further.

"I've just forgotten my notes, I need to nip out and get them. Be right back" he splutters. Oh yes, he'd been properly done like a kipper this time. He simply couldn't go through with it and disappeared, tail between his legs.

As Woody himself later explained:

"Imagine how you'd feel, opening the curtains and being unexpectedly faced with the most stunning looking woman you've ever seen, on all fours with her arse in the air expecting you to stick your finger up her bottom?"

He had a point. I don't think I could do it either.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:35, 4 replies)

sounds like a normal saturday night.
and I'm not a doctor.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:38, closed)

I've heard
similar stories to this.

I have no problem putting things up stunning looking womens arses.
(dchurch bah, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:07, closed)

not
a problem
(Batemonkey, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 16:46, closed)

this sounds like a reward
not a prank (_*_)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:12, closed)