Conned by a bloke in the pub...
A few years ago as a student in Sheffield, a group of us were telling jokes in a pub. As Southerners in a Northern local, and students to boot, we weren't particularly popular, but we were keeping ourselves to ourselves, and as far as we were aware, weren't bothering anyone.

My friend James came out with an absolutely lame one.

"What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in a bath? Throw your washing in..."

which was met with a bit of half-arsed laughter, until the huge bloke on the next table stood up, staring James straight in the eye.

"Now you lads seem alright, so I was going to leave you be. But don't ever fcuking say something like that - my brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath."

All for of us felt incredibly ashamed, studied our feet, mumbled apologies, and all the while this burly monster's murderous stare was fixed on James.

"Yeah," he continued. "It was a fcuking tragedy. He choked to death on a sock."
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 23:42, 6 replies)

Mmmm...
... delicious repost! :P
(Meya, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:01, closed)

Erm...
it's not.

But thanks anyway.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:44, closed)

Wonderful
b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post44690
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:05, closed)

Posted 3 years ago?
Lighten up.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:36, closed)

No No No
You misunderstand, I love the joke, and was simply pointing out where the other person was coming from!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 12:08, closed)

Fair do's
But it did actually point out the fact that this was an entirely fictional story, preventing gullible B3tans believing it.

Bah.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:49, closed)