Shroom
I am friends with a lovely girl by the nickname of Shroom - for no illicit reasons, as she has nothing to do with any of that biz, it's just one of those things. She is wonderfully gullible but she doesn't believe much I say any more.


She is a girly girl. A Yorkshire native, she is full of life and loves the colour pink.

Cue lies: "You know, pink is the only colour that contravenes the laws of thermodynamics and actually creates energy. That's why you have so much energy."

And: "You know the big bang right? Well, the universe is expanding. So that means at one point, yeah, at one point, it was all crunched up really small, right? Well, due to the phenomenon of red shift, it's possible to work out which point the universe is expanding away from. And the current scientific thinking is that since everything looks reddest from Yorkshire, then Keighley is actually the centre of the universe*."

I've done the ol' 'racing stripes are painted in aerodynamic paint so cars go faster round the corners**' on her too. She's hours of fun.

It backfires sometimes though. I had a hell of a time convincing her that walruses weren't mythical.

*OK by this point she had caught on. No-one is that stupid.
** Think I actually saw that on b3ta, so props eh?
(Ozz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 4:56, 1 reply)

could she be called shroom
because she's kept in the dark and fed bullshit?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:07, closed)