Drugs and Alcohol
In the 5th year at secondary school the time came to have lesson on drugs, alcohol and sex.
Now given that they had left this until we were 15 we figured that we could tell them more about all those subjects than they tell us. We'd been getting pissed and rutting like rabbits for years.

So we were all sat in the class room waiting for the drugs and alcohol lesson to start when the teacher came to the front of the class.
He stood their in silence for a bit then looked up and said to us. 'My first wife died because of alcohol.'
We all just looked at him as he stood their in silence for a moment looking on the verge of tears.
The class looked at each other not knowing what to say. The silence only broken by one of the girls saying 'are you OK sir?'

He looked up again and said "yes, I got pissed and shot the bitch'.
'Right kids, let talk drugs'. And he went on to tell us then that the most harm hash could do you was if a 5 kilo lump fell on you head!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:08, 1 reply)

Reminds me of a recent incident
I was in the pub the other day telling a joke. "What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in your bath?" I asked. "Throw in your washing!" I quipped straight away. Some mates chortled, while a bloke standing at the bar wandered over and glared at me. "My son died whilst having a fit in the bath" he told me. "Shite! I'm really sorry, did he hit his head on a tap?" I asked. "Nah" the bloke replied, "he choked on one of my socks"

Thanks to Sickipedia for that puppy
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:13, closed)