Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Imaginary sniperWhenever I'm watching anything on television and any vaguely irritating person (a horribly unfunny comedian, a politician, or just anyone at all if I'm in a bad mood) comes on the screen, I will go through an elaborate imaginary sniper ritual whereby I pull out an invisible bolt action rifle, load a shell (while making "clickety-chik" sound effects), take careful aim, and fire -- complete with "POW!" sound effect and recoil. BOOM, HEADSHOT.
Then I'll switch to the victim's point of view, and snap my head sideways while crumpling to the floor not entirely unlike those poor soldiers at the beginning of _Saving Private Ryan_ when they land on the beach.
I swear, it's a great stress reliever. No, really.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:15, 2 replies)
Sounds like funI usually just shout at the tv, I should try your idea
*Clicks*
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:01, closed)
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