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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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My better half...
...won't throw out old underwear unless it's been washed first. Why? Because "it might upset the dustmen".

Her lady-parts don't smell that bad...
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:19, 10 replies)
she says 'upset the dustman'
I think she secretly doesn't want them to end up advertised for sale in the back of some spangle-mag.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:20, closed)
Curse her
...for spoiling my plans for making a bit of extra beer money.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:22, closed)
easier way
treat her to a pack of matching undercrackers. When she puts them in the wash, fish them out and replace them with new ones. Then you can flog the soiled underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:25, closed)
clearly
...you've done this before. I applaud your cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:28, closed)
Make sure
she has simple tastes in underwear or it gets expensive if she wears £8 per pair undies. 3 for £4 deals from Asda are better.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:30, closed)
Yes they do

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:22, closed)
Yes they do.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:46, closed)
Yes they do.

(Skaht was faked on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:18, closed)
I didn't really notice it myself...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:41, closed)
Yes they do
I mean...hey! Why you...

Actually, now you come to mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:59, closed)

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