Clothing indoors...
I have your typical OCD moments, I grind my teeth to pass the time (not out of frustration, just because...) I used to manually "click" my fingers in patterns of 2,3,2,3 and if I missed a finger then I felt guilty and had to start all over again. I've so far managed to overcome most of those but this OCD pattern drives my flatmates crazy...

It starts when I was a wee young little school boy as some of us were back ni the 1800's, I had to wear these completely horrible brand of trousers for 5 years straight to attend my "posh" school which had the unfortaunate side effect of itching, itching, itching, itching, itching, itching, itching, itching and some more itching for every fucking day I wore them at that school. To make things worse, there were no reprieves from my parents, could I try another brand? Could I buggery, those trousers cost £1,208,459,304.58* pounds young man! You'll wear them and like them!

As a result every day when I got home they were the first things to come off, sometimes with hilirious consequences (more about those if people ask) and now? My Bizarre Habit?

Whenever I get home, first thing I do is take my trousers off and for the rest of the evening I will wear nothing but my boxer shorts and a shirt, even at friends houses I feel uncomfortable and "itchy" wearing jeans/trackies etc. inside a house... Some of my friends know this and say it's ok to get changed which on at least 2 occassions has lead to some sexy fun time with friends and friends of friends :)

But only reading about this do I realise how bizarre it is... Oh well... It can't be worse than my bizarre habit of bumming lots of handsome and attractive men, that seriously is weird according to my parents who think I should use the Jeremy Kyle dating service to find my "female life-partner".

* Numbers may have been made up in heat of moment
(Helo, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:26, 4 replies)

what about the ugly ones, surely they deserve a bumming aswell?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:29, closed)

They do
It just doesn't get as many "Likes" if you admit to doing it outside of a dark room
(Helo, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:48, closed)

Damn! I remember those trousers!
Whenever I complained about how horribly itchy they were, do you know what her remedy was?





Do ya?





She used to rub SOAP on the inside of the trousers! Now they itched and cleansed at the same time! Of course in reality the soap just made things even worse. I wear shorts as often as I can now.
Sticky, itchy trousers. I can't think of anything worse.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:55, closed)

Soap?!
Christ, thought I had it bad. Soapy itchy trousers? Sod that.

Shorts or boxer shorts, that's good for me... I even wear shorts during the coldest days of the year if I can get away with it... Funny enough work doesn't like that
(Helo, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:56, closed)