Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Whenever I play Streetfighter 2 (On the snes - natch. Ice cold experience on the widescreen) I have HAVE HAVE to play as Chun-liMy mum always goes as Ryu, blanka or gyule(running score: MUM - 75, MOI - 122: TAKE THAT MUM!) but she complains that I should go as someone else. Its not just that I've got the moves down (cos I do. I own.) its just that she's attractive. In a strange way, she reminds me of me - it may be that she has the same hair tone as me and my mum but it just sometimes sends me loopy!
My mum once threw down the controller and said she wouldn't play anymore until I changed character.
I wrote her this note and left it on a bottle of pepsi in the front room.
"Mum,
I wanted to address your hideaous behaviour last night - just because fictional characters can look attractive, it's not like you want to run off and marry them or anything but hey part of the reason why I play as Chunliis because she has a nice pair o knockers. Is it wrong? no, it's purely harmless, i.e "fictional character" Why does it bother you? that's the wierd thing.
I cleaned up the crisps you spilled.
Hot White Cum, YEAH!
"
Yours
Hot White Cum, YEAH!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:28, 1 reply)
I really, really hopethat you did actually sign the note to your mum as "Hot White Cum, YEAH!".
Especially as you were talking about knockers.
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 0:24,
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