Halloween ‘WoooOOoOOoo’ intones Richard McBeef. ‘WooOOooo’. Halloween is upon us, that time of pre Christian spirit worship, the fear of the unknown and the undead….and plastic skeletons from Asda.
What better time to hear your scariest accounts: when have you been most petrified? Ever had an encounter that you couldn’t rationally explain? Perhaps you yourself are a spooky ghost? Do tell.
(, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 10:55)
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My 8 year old son wanted to go around the Haunted House attraction at the farm.His 6 year old brother and sister didn't. The minimum age to enter unsupervised was 10, but they agreed to let him enter anyway. He got lost inside, and so asked one of the zombies to direct him to the exit. Meeting the "zombie" out of costume, supervising another attraction, she told me that most kids don't get chatty with the monsters.
Then she insisted that I chaperone him around The Dark, which was essentially a pitch black barn, wherein people whispered at us and brushed things against our necks as we passed through. I hated it, and accidentally smacked him in the face in my haste to reach the exit.
You have to like this story, as I've written it as a parent.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Oct 2015, 11:16,
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What kind of farm has a Haunted House attraction?
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It's a Halloween thing.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 7:08,
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I hate that sort of thing. I was made to go in a 'haunted house' in Japan where corpses would leap out alarmingly, hissing and looking like something out of The Ring.Unfortunately as it had been designed for people a good foot shorter than me, every time I was startled I cracked my head on the solid wooden ceiling. The whole thing left me with an intense dislike for haunted houses as well as a terrible headache.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 27 Oct 2015, 0:49,
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