Heisenheckle
I was at a Bill Hicks show here in Brighton, and the Great Man was engaging in a little audience interaction. But he was having trouble understanding the accent of one of the audience members, so asked him where he was from.

"Cleveland" came the response.

Naturally, Mr Hicks had no idea that there was a Cleveland in the UK, so simply assumed that the bloke was taking the piss. An accidental heckle! I think he was puzzled by the reaction of the rest of the audience, too.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:42, 6 replies)

I read that as Cleverland.
Next time an American comedian asks me where I'm from, I'm going to say Cleverland.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:43, closed)

Do you look like one of the Mister Men?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:47, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:50, closed)

Mr dogonastring?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:23, closed)

Is that why he turned up in a goddamned clown suit?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:16, closed)

Believable.
I've met Yanks that simply couldn't get their heads around the fact that there are counties in England that end with 'land'.
"Like are they separate countries like Scotland?"
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 Jun 2014, 17:22, closed)