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It was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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I also saw Chubby Brown live a couple of times many years ago
He delivered a number of good responses to hecklers but I recall two that i especially enjoyed.

First one was at the start of the show, he went to launch into his routine after his entrance and as he started talking a women screamed out 'Chuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy'. Chubby paused, smiled and nodded and went to start again. The women then yelled out a massive whooooop. Again Chubby paused, nodded and went to start his routine. Again this women let out a loud holler. This time Chubby looked straight at her and said 'Love, I hope your fanny isn't as big as your mouth or you'll never get a fuck'.

Second time was some bloke in the front who just kept yelling 'youre shit' and 'rubbish' etc while Chubby was talking. Chubby let it go for a while and then stopped and said to the heckler...'Oi mate, if you were so fucking important all the seats would be facing you'.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 11:33, 1 reply)
It's a shame you can't get Chubby Brown's masterful delivery of these lines across in text form.

(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 16:13, closed)

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