What would your bowels have done if he thought you had called him a black bastard?
Where did you meet him, I couldn't get away from Martin Offiah I think he was stalking me.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:40, 1 reply)

I met him at the birthday party of the wife of the nephew of JJ Bradburn
I practically shit myself with excitement at meeting a living god so fuck knows what I'd have done if I thought he was going to beast me.

edit: there was a MASSIVE south African fucker there too ... doorway sized ... can't remember his name ... massive
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:47, closed)

witty o blicky
Presumably apartheid so wit
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:36, closed)

white ... blonde pseudo-mullet ... possibly a shitty ginger tache ... he didn't play for Wigan so I've no idea of his name.
Wanky Warrington or St Helens I think.

It's over twenty years ago so he might have been a kiwi given my shonky memory but I'm pretty sure he was a saffa.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:00, closed)

Was it not Nick Du Toit?
(Vambac11, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 23:19, closed)