Helicopter ParentsBack when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.
Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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An ex of mine was very close to her parentsShe'd keep a photo of them on her bedside table. It was very odd hammering away at my girlfriend's sticky axewound only to turn my head and see her parents grinning back at me, almost as if they were gazing lovingly at my hair arse as it jack-hammered up and down. And the terrible thing was that her mum was pretty fit. The sort of busty wench you'd expect to see on a Carry On film, or in low-class porn featuring a bathtub filled with beans and a shitload of cold custard.
One time as I shot my shit, with toes curled, I shouted: "JULIE!!!"
My girlfriend then punched me square on the jaw and started crying before I'd even finished the vinegar strokes.
My girlfriend's name was Emma.
Her mum's name was Julie...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 16:00,
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