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Back when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.

Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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This is the single best Qotw post ever written
Not only is the vast majority of it filler and line breaks.
It also combines a boast of sexual prowess, a hilarious story involving parents and sex, urban myths and unadulterated lies.

All it is lacking is defeating a bully by knowing karate.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:04, 1 reply)
i do tend to wonder why there are so many replies to it insisting it's obviously a lie though
if it was posted by someone from /talk, say you, it would be applauded as a brilliant work of satire
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:07, closed)
It's about intent really isn't it.
A Littlejohn column would be great satire if someone else reproduced it word for word in the Guardian, the fact is that in the pages of the Mail it's a load of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 19:13, closed)
I actually agree with a lot of Richard's sentiments.
Not all but some.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 6:57, closed)
a classic here:
Does anyone really give a monkey's about what happens in Rwanda? If the Mbongo tribe wants to wipe out the Mbingo tribe then as far as I am concerned that is entirely a matter for them.

I'm very happy to disagree entirely with everything this disgusting bellend has ever written.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 13:23, closed)
Obviously, you're entitled to your own opinion, retarded or otherwise
but I find it very difficult to take somebody who would write that in a National newspaper seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 13:24, closed)
Which ones?
The ones where he points out the bleeding obvious, or the ones where he is a racist/xenophobic/homophobic twunt?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 7:42, closed)

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