Lasped Catholic
1) I've pissed all over an altar dais in a catholic church!!

Admittedly I was 5 at the time and I was on the altar dais as part of my duties as an altar boy.

and I didn't take my nob out and piss all over the place, I wet myself because I thought I had to stay put no matter what

But that catholic god is a cunt and gets well upset about all sorts of trivial things

2)I called a nun a cunt, they were our teachers at school, I wasn't very old and I didn't know what it meant, the look on her face was worth the beating I received to be honest

3) I have since lapsed into almost evangelical atheism so I expect I'd be off St Peters list for that alone.

4) Whilst visiting the Sistine Chapel I shoplifted 2 packs of postcards & a pack of tea-towels featuring the lovely chapel. The bloody church is worth billions and watches while the world starves they're not having my money

5) Whilst posting a reply to a question on a irreverent web site I called our lord a cunt

Bring on the thunderbolts ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:25, 1 reply)

Sistine Chapel
Never been there, but I remeber as a kid going to churchs in Spain (late 70's on me Hols in Benidorme) and even as a 7-8 YO kid thinking how unfair it was that the churches had all this wealth (Gold, paintings etc) and there were poor people outside.

Bloody Catholics.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)