Impersonating a deity.
Every time I stay in a hotel I find the inevitable bible and inscribe on the inside cover "To Dave, My number one fan, rock on - Jesus" or some such sacrilege.*

*Once stayed in San Francisco at a Japanese hotel and couldnt resist doing the similar in The Teachings of Buddha.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:46, 6 replies)

I once stole a copy of The Teachings of Buddha...
...from an incredibly expensive hotel room in Tokyo.

To make up for the bad karma, I read it on the ten-hour flight home, jammed up against a fat woman with purple hair.

*** SPOILER ALERT ***

He attains nirvana, and dies

*** SPOILER ALERT ***
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:51, closed)

You should check out the prequel....
...he is slim and part of a boy band!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:53, closed)

lol
wow i wouldnt have seen that shit coming lmao




btw im buddist but im not perfect example of a good guy so we forgive you
(snake27, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:14, closed)

Excellent.
It is good to have connections - and if you need any support from the lapsed catholics just let me know.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)

I did something similar
I found a dual language 'Teachings of Buddha' in a hotel in Osaka. I took it with me as well. I couldn't put it down. Literally. It was stuck to my hand with dried jizz. :-(
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:46, closed)

Change
does literally come from within, I guess.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:31, closed)