On holiday
I stayed in a converted chapel, pulled a local bike and shagged her .... I even tried slipping it up her browneye but she wouldn't have it without lube.

Fornication and attempted sodomy in the house of God ....... Oops!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:39, 3 replies)

They usually deconsecrate those buildings before selling them
There's a bar in Dublin called 'The Church' - it's this huge old protestant chapel with all the stained-glass windows, headstones and the altar left in tact - it's really quite a nice spot for an afternoon beer and a half-decent feed in the city centre.

www.jmk.ie/
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:42, closed)

Thanks fuck for that
Nice one Baz! No smiting (for that) for me.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:45, closed)

I
think in the eyes of the lord that sodomy is still a smiting offence...

Busted!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:47, closed)