I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I don't believe in God.
I do, however, believe in dinosaurs.
Jack Chick seems to think that's enough.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:48, 5 replies)
I do, however, believe in dinosaurs.
Jack Chick seems to think that's enough.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:48, 5 replies)
Yeah I know.
The one about D&D is right up there with Monty Python and Blazing saddles.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:58, closed)
The one about D&D is right up there with Monty Python and Blazing saddles.
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It took me some time...
...to work out that he wasn't kidding.
Jack Chick can lick my dick. He must do so in a patient, respectful manner and accept the lord's gift upon his fat fucking face.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:56, closed)
...to work out that he wasn't kidding.
Jack Chick can lick my dick. He must do so in a patient, respectful manner and accept the lord's gift upon his fat fucking face.
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I remember some old dude
handing out Jack Chick tracts at Links Market in Kirkcaldy. Me and a few other suitably disturbed friends were gladly taking as many as we could for entertainment on the home journey.
Poor sod didn't quite understand why we were so enthusiastic.
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handing out Jack Chick tracts at Links Market in Kirkcaldy. Me and a few other suitably disturbed friends were gladly taking as many as we could for entertainment on the home journey.
Poor sod didn't quite understand why we were so enthusiastic.
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I think my favourite one
is where the vicar, looking suspiciously like Superman, kicks the door of a house down, to stop some witches or something. Daddy, what's a Moslem , or something like that, is also hilarious.
Re him not kidding. I linked it to someone, and they said exactly the same thing.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:06, closed)
is where the vicar, looking suspiciously like Superman, kicks the door of a house down, to stop some witches or something. Daddy, what's a Moslem , or something like that, is also hilarious.
Re him not kidding. I linked it to someone, and they said exactly the same thing.
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:06, closed)
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