Pretty impressive
Considering that my dear old Ma was thrown out of the Vatican for wearing a slightly shorter sleeved top than average on the hottest day of the year. They can be strict when they want.

They can also be pretty useless. After being thrown out she simply walked back in again and caught us up. My Pa and I didn't know anything had happened until she told us later.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:32, 1 reply)

I'm going out on a limb here...
...but I suspect Mr and future Mrs Machine were employing stealth.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)