I think
Many of us are going to hell after this...

back in school, after an assembly some christian nutters came in gave bibles to all the kids in our year promoting the 'good faith of our lord, jesus christ'

...bad move..

most of the bibles ended up burnt, ripped up, grafftiti'ed on, or used as bog roll.
a lot (or maybe hundreds) of bibles (which were given to us for free) were vandalised... our field was like a 'bible graveyard'
(Lord Chode, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:53, 3 replies)

i
think me and my former classmates are also going to hell for this.

we had a bible fight... throwing them at each other and out of windows etc.

i don't think anyone actually kept their bible.
(i eat crayons, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, closed)

Indeed
Were they the small red bibles?

The pages make harsh, but useful rolling papers if you are ever caught short, with your bible.

Length, about 3 inches of tobacco stuffed scripture
( mister.f is now married, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:41, closed)

Gideons?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U9hLi3Q4ttE
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:52, closed)