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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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I'm an atheist who goes to church
In common with a fair few other people round here, I'm somewhat of an evangelical atheist.

Yet I go to church every sunday.

It's actually worse than that: at this church I am /paid/ to play the organ to all the grannies/fundies* -- somehow I've managed to make this atheist-ness not too widely known, although if anyone engages me in covnersation about such things I immediately start up the usual spiel about lack of evidence, dodgy translations, it all being such utter trite and so forth.

You'd think I'd be pretty devout by now, having spent three years of my life as a little choirboy singing six services a week.

Up yours God, you can't have me (oo-er vicar).

*Admittedly this is not every sunday, only when the normal one is ill/wants to slack off for an evening.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:40, Reply)

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